Cash Rules

Well it was bound to happen eventually. 

In my best late-19^th century patent-medicine salesman technique:

Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up and meet the modern marvel of methodical messaging!

What used to cost a dollar can now be yours for the low, low, unbelievably low price of a quarter!

Yes, that’s right – I couldn’t believe my eyes: now participating in the text messaging revolution that is TXT-TV is cheaper than ever before!

But why you ask?

Recession?

Depression?

The cost of our overhead was halved, then halved again?

No!

Absolutely not!

That’s preposterous in fact, overhead costs are skyrocketing, and because we’re not Goldman-Sachs (or had anything to do with them), we won’t be getting any bailouts!

Hooray?

Yes! 


Hooray!  


You can jump for joy or, preferably, express your sentiments with cleverly worded messages, because TXT-TV's chat and games shows now costs but a mere 25 cents!

Think about it – for way less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can tell the whole country about how peeved you are with rising costs of caffeine! Or whatever else is on your mind!

And that’s not all!

It isn’t?

No – it’s not! 

Because we’re not offering this remarkable service at such low prices for a few weeks or even months – we’re offering this mind-blowing, thought-expanding, soul-refining text-messaging experience at these rock-bottom low prices from now on!

Think of it as our benevolent gift to you – our loyal viewers!

Get in on the action while the texts are still hot and spicy; enjoy your new super-premium TXT-TV; all the chat and games for a quarter of the cost.

TXT-TV, we speak your language...